So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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