i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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