were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
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lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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