hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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