Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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