When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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