If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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