You work out of a Hotel?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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