my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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