White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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