does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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