Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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