Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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