Dual....:-)
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
this is an emotional support booty call
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I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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