This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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