She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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