quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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