Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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