i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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