Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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