morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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