you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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