Don't make out with my wife yet
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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