I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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