Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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