i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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