Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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