Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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