..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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