yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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