thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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