I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
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He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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