I'm drive I can fine osifer
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
this will be a night to untag.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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