we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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