I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
My penis needs a shock collar
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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