I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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