My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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