Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
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No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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