she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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