At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
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First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I have post one night stand depression
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