can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I need water and some morals
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