Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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