The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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