I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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