We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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