She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Randomize
