Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Damn victory sex feels great
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