Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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