Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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