PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
