dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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