i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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