we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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