I wanna bring you to show and tell
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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