they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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