this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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