What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
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PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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