I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Randomize
